Movie - Spider-Man 3 (C+)

Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard
Directed by Sam Raimi
PG-13 for intense action violence, adult themes, profanity

I had such low expectations going into this movie that it had nowhere to go but up in my book. I am a firm believer in comic book movies having only one villain - two at the most if it's handled exceptionally well. Beyond that the story always becomes a muddled mess with no character development and therefore no emotional stakes in the outcomes of the battles. The multiple villain approach helped kill the Batman franchise in the 1990s and it comes perilously close to killing this one. It has four: The Sandman, Venom, the New Goblin, and a symbiotic goo from space that makes Spidey evil.

But what really killed the Batman series was campiness - and it rears its ugly head in full force right smack in the middle of Spider-Man 3. Director Sam Raimi flirted with silliness in Spider-Man 2, when he built a Peter Parker montage around B.J. Thomas' "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head", replete with a goofy freeze-frame finish that reeked of 70s TV shows. But the rest of the film shook that bit of misjudgment off as though it were just a momentary in-joke. This time around, Raimi indulges in a protracted sequence of events over several scenes that becomes more and more incredible and painful to watch as it goes on.

In this story, Parker is gradually transformed into a mean-spirited jerk by an alien life-form that has attached itself to him and feeds off his negative emotions. As this progresses, Parker becomes more selfish, narcissistic, and sadistic. It starts off with a believably uncomfortable callousness towards his girlfriend Mary Jane and a vengeful, murderous battle with Sandman.

But it immediately veers off into the ridiculous, starting with an extreme makeover of expensive European suits and an Adolf Hitler haircut (no lie), proceeding to Parker jive-walking down the street winking at women who are openly disgusted with him - all set to funky music rejected from a blaxploitation film. This goes on for some time. Then he blows off a one-ended phone conversation with exaggerated, cliche-riddled preening (and more winking) for a gawky girl. Then he goes to a nightclub and commandeers the piano, dances on the bar with super-powered computer-generated swings and flips right out of The Mask, and the crowd goes wild. Well, the crowd in the nightclub did. The crowd in the theater said, and I quote, "Boy, that was lame," and "This is getting stupid," and "That sucked." My wife had covered her eyes. She couldn't watch it anymore.

The rest of the movie was a B flirting with a B minus. But that sequence yanked it down to a

Final score: C+

TV - Goodbye, Girls

After several months of coquettish avoidance, the CW network and the creative team behind the show have finally announced what has been obvious to the entire world for a painfully long time: Gilmore Girls will be no more after this season's finale.

Easily one of the ten best series of this century, the show has been in decline for the better part of 18 months due (in no small part) to the abrupt departure of its original creator, Amy Sherman Palladino. I don't mind them stopping before it gets too ugly. But it will be sorely, sorely missed.

The rapid-fire dialogue - fortified with seemingly limitless literary and pop culture references and rare, razor-sharp wit and sarcasm modeled after 1930s screwball comedies - gets all the glory and it IS what hooked us. But the loving yet hard-fought relationships between the slightly off-center characters also kept us coming back.

Gilmore Girls had something for everyone. There was just enough teen angst for the high school girls who hung on every twist and turn in young Rory's love life. The literate (e.g., namechecking Dorothy Parker and Robert Benchley) and nostalgic (70s and 80s references in every episode) quips and the confrontations between single mom Lorelai and her judgmental, controlling mother kept adults in stitches week after week.

Special kudos to actress Lauren Graham (PBA), who anchored the show both in humor and in drama and set the pace for all the other actors in delivering an hour's worth of dialogue in 43 minutes week after week. NO ONE else could ever be Lorelai Gilmore.

Here's a first season sampler. In less than two minutes they reference Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, Noah, Shaft, Charlie Brown specials, Richard Simmons, Barbara Hutton, the Menendez murders, The Waltons, Wonder Woman's invisible plane, gauchos, Flashdance, Annie Oakley, Elsa Klensch, Bob Barker, Oscar Levant, Howard Cosell, Mary Poppins tunes, Emily Post, the Iran-Contra scandal, Fawn Hall, Judy Blume, 50s monster movie titles, Nietzsche, Dawson's Creek, and The Odd Couple:



The Gilmore girls - Lorelai, Rory, and Emily - were a breath of fresh air for seven years. May their Friday night dinners go on forever!

Series Final Score:
Season 1 - A
Seasons 2 & 3 - A plus
Seasons 4 & 5 - A
Season 6 - B
Season 7 - B minus